The Daily GDer

my ode to Minchu the Lv 80 Mage

woah woah woah

slow down

you thought this was going to be a “hatedrop?”

this thread is about fucking MINCHU

check your shit at the door

so i decided GD’s snow white needed a shoutout

albeit prettydropped constantly, no one compliments her on her subtle intelligence, her use of irony, and her inherent sweetness

srsly guiz

look at her profile for christ’s sake

it’s adorable

as far as i’ve seen, she has never said an unkind or harsh word to anyone

(excepting a few assholes here and there)

she consistently responds to people’s threads without discrimination

she hasn’t come within a foot of the word “prommie”

did I mention she was sweet?

guess i’m just rambling

i know what you trolls are saying

“lame article is lame”

kindly go fuck yourselves,

before i call out the fucking minchu on you

persephone alive is a moron

i mean seriously

first off, i don’t know who she thinks she is

who starts a blog about the GD?

it’s obvious she needs to

i will now examine her stupidity

first off, anyone who uses a cross processing is still in high school

i mean, either that or she’s a hipster

and speaking of which she needs to start using punctuation

not capitalizing things is not impressive

maybe she should implement some spellcheck

fucking bitch

anyway,

so here is one of her posts

here she is trying so desperately to look insightful

pointing out the obvious

good job

i mean she constantly relies on memes and forum speak to win her arguments

she did in fact read it all,

it’s apparent she couldn’t think of a single thing to say

so she blurts out some generic response like tl;dr

so all in all

• you’re not an intellectual
• no one reads your stupid blog
• you fail at life

get off the internet.

signed, the queen /b/

vaginal vomit’s posts are just that

okay, i really have had enough

first of all, i hate him for reviving the word prommie

second, all he posts is how “popular” he is 

and you people are actually starting to believe him.

i didn’t realize prommie was

• spamming topics
• extreme formatted post styles
• dicksucking
• desperate pleas for attention
• stalking shellmac

srsly

i will further explain what i mean

this will be the post i analyze

1.

what the fuck is going on there

2.

feeble attempts to illicit reactions out of people 

no one likes shellmac anymore dumbass

3.

what’s wrong vaginal vomit?

thought she was your best friend

or did you finally get the message that you creep her out

4.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

so your username is very appropriate,

all in all

your posts are garbage.

in the words of metalocalypse, you are the most beautiful pre op tranny i have ever seen

that may even be a compliment

inb4

“butthurt”

thank you for labeling me with the same generic response everyone does

when someone disagrees with them.

queen /b/ signing off

s o m a n y p e o p l e; can’t stop the picdrop

oh “nick,” how i would love to believe you are exactly that beautiful in real life, but my sense of rationality just keeps getting in the way

anywho, i digress

s o m a n y p e o p l e has a very annoying habit of burdening our lives by spamming the forum with masses of

picdrop pollution

what’s even worse are the people are almost all female and chosen almost entirely at random

i mean what’s the point in just picdropping someone without even a statement to it?

how else are you supposed to tell us what to think?

and furthermore, picdropping in itself is relatively pointless and the threads are short lived

in other words, his swill is generating so much traffic through the GD that threads that people want to actually read are being shunted aside by his moot attempts at being remembered by anyone who is worth a shit

srsly though, check this shit out

and that shit is like never-ending

he started at roughly ten and it is now close to midnight folks

and he’s still goin’

now don’t worry sir, you aren’t upsetting or hurting everyone

but

well, look on the bright side

you can change your u/n to “s o m a n y p i c d r o p s”

thank me later.

Random GDer of the Day: Alec Eifel

Alec Eifel is relatively new to the GD as we all once were

and it’s no secret she gets her fair share of picdrops.

Now with a pikachu tattoo and that much hairspray, she has to be badass right?

..right?

Ahh, i forgot about logic for a second there

i don’t dislike her necessarily but..

i’m sorry if i’m a tad reminded of

she’s hot, she gets dropped alot and suddenly she’s a fucking celebrity

all makeup, no tits, too many hair products

now this apparently feeds the troll within and makes her feel the right to embrace her badass bitch self

(of course)

i wouldn’t have a problem necessarily however if she wasn’t hella egotistical

for instance -

i compiled a fun little .gif of all the pictures her has on her profile alone

i am not kidding when i say this isn’t even all of them

they are all in the same shirt for the most part, in the same location, with the same shitty greyscale

originality points, btw

it may seem like i am rimming her, but she needs color in her life for one

and no more photobucket effects like this

YIKES

anyway..

tl;dr

• she’s hot
• too much makeup
• no ego plz

BUT

she could turn out to be a very cool reg

i mean, the red sox won the world series awhile ago

anything could happen people.

/fin

Shellmac is prettier than Queen Naaancy

Yes, I said it

I know what you’re thinking

this will make more sense shortly.

(and there is more to it than that)

most of the time badly highlighted, overly edited photos are the most popular IE

anyway

shellmac is more classically beautiful

let’s face the facts GD

perfect eyebrows

cute dimples

blinding white smile

perfectly heart shaped face

this was most obviously shot with a webcam and she still looks good

yes, she looks like a horse blah blah blah

she looks like a real girl, therefore you all for once aren’t so retarded for liking her

unlike some of the other prommies

inb4

hot

“EWWWWWW”

NOW

counter examples

cranked up brightness

tryhard sexy face

she’s trying to be coquettish

now, she looks good and it is shot with a webcam

but her threads like

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/it-s-not-my-fault-i-m-prettier-than-you/t.66332739/

are not exactly attractive nor is this picture

SHE IS HOT

don’t misunderstand me

but she is and has always been a fucking tryhard bitch

worst of all you people buy into it

HAHAHAHA

however,

I like her trolling better

LOLWHUT

no, seriously I do

because she truly doesn’t give a shit.

remember SUCKMYCAT?

yeah.

she got super n00d dropped

(triangle tits)

she didn’t fall off the face of the earth

she trolled harder

and that is the difference.

maybe she stones too much (I feel ya sister)

but the idea here is that she means what she says and that she isn’t insecure

• tryhard definitely
• stupid bitch definitely

but she’s real (kind of)

shellmac is riddled with insecurity and that is why she trolls

i remember her as juicycoconut

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/24322683/?_gaia_t_=718

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/its-finally-summer-i-m-embarrassed-to-wear-a-bathing-suit/t.60469535/?_gaia_t_=3934

the regs never forget, shaleigh.

attractiveness

Shellmac > Nancybotwinn

idiocy

Shellmac > Nancybotwinn

the end.

Queen /b/ signing off

An Ode to j O y s t i c K —x; How to Kill a Troll

in their own thread.

Now then, shall we begin?

Ms. j O y s t i c K —x, whose username is too long and retarded

tried to own a troll. In fact, she made claims to this.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/i-ve-defeated-the-troll-quotedrop/t.66142979_1/?sequence=1

Now I wish someone other than shellmac would do something interesting once in awhile

I mean c’mon

srsly.

Anyway, so I decided to enlighten her as I will with all of you. See, the way to own a troll is to prey on their insecurities.

Shaleigh way back when intimated she hates how small her breasts are (nice wonder bra by the way)

yet she trolls people constants for being inadequate

..dumbass

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no joke, I killed it for her

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/lol-she-has-the-nerve-to-talk-about-me/t.66141427/

not even past a page.

and that j O y s t i c K —x, is how to kill a troll.

Thank you and goodnight